brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

adventurequest:

Strong Tough
killerville:

i tried to leave a note re: some cardboard things at work, but then i reread it and was like “wow. chillax, jenny holzer.”

mun orientation is tomorrow im sqrhrhehhrhhghn

adventurequest:

Grandmother Zard

jncos:

Texas Instruments to introduce Calculator DLC. For a one time fee of $3 you can add an extra number to the edge of your screen and unlock the mysterious number Qreng. What can you do with Qreng? The answers may disturb you …

*spongebob pretending to be squidward voice* please, let me finish

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches